Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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