I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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