I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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