am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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