I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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