Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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