Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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