Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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