why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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