this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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