I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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