Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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