I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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