Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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