So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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