I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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