I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just puked most of my soul out..
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