After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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