I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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