On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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