You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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