he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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