you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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