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(916): View more from California

I'm really into asian looking animals

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(775): View more from Nevada

Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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(254): View more from Texas

oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.

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(703): View more from Virginia

im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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(317): View more from Indiana

my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....

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(916): View more from California

Yep. How's your hangover?

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It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.

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