You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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