i was born a porn star she said
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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