She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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