Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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