Do vagina's smell?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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