i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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