They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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