this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Is it because I queefed?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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