ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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