we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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