she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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