just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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