She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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