it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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