this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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