They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm really busy with my period
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