my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Randomize
