all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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