We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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