Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
only you would photoshop your dick
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
