i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
