So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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