Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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