id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Randomize
