dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
