I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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