I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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